Monday, July 11, 2016

South Korea - The End of My Month Long Travels Part 11

  After a very short flight we found ourself in South Korea for the first time. I was not sure what to expect. I knew that South Korea was more western then its neighboring country of China, which I have gotten to know, yet still preserved its own culture and customs. I had not really done any reading or research on what to expect, what the customs were, or how to speak the language, so I took South Korea in as I saw it. If I did that then how could it disappoint me.
  Throughout the experience I noticed I went through some 'culture shock' or more accurately 'reverse culture shock.' Not because South Korea was so different from what I have previously experienced but because it was more westernized then China. I suddenly found myself surrounded with commodities, mannerism, and infrastructure whose similarities reminded me of America. It felt a little bit like home and yet it was not. I am sure my friend became tired of my constant exclamations of excitement in seeing something I have not been able to have or find in China during the past six months. It was in part due to this that I enjoyed the trip so much.
  After arriving at the airport we went straight to a hostel close by since it was so late in the evening. The next morning we moved to a new hostel closer to the center of Seoul. We then headed out for some Korean food. We found a shop recommended by the woman at the hostel in the basement of an office building. My friend knowing the names of some Korean dishes and ordered for us. I think it was called bibimbap.
One thing that did catch me off guard was that in Korean Restaurants there are two different types of seating. One which is western, a table and you sit on a chair, and traditional, short table and you sit on the floor. Some restaurants do not have the western seating choice, like the one we ate at, you can see it below.
  If I remember correctly this was the street outside the restaurant, or maybe outside my hostel.
  Afterwards we headed to one of the several historical palaces in Seoul. I could see similarities between this palace's architecture and the palaces in China.








  The next day we headed for the highlight of the trip for me, the DMZ or Demilitarized Zone. The area between North and South Korea that was created in 1953 to stop the fighting. I had thought this area was a real no mans land but there is actually a South Korean town within the Zone, "Tae Song Dong" also know as "Freedom Village." They live their daily lives within a highly militarized area and because of this they do not have to pay any taxes and receive other benefits from the South Korean government. There is also a North Korean town, "Gi Jong Dong" but they say it is fake, since the window are said to be painted on it is known as the "Propaganda Village." Its purpose is to put on a good face to the world, however it appears like no one is fooled. 
  The DMZ has a center line with runs east west across the peninsula then 2 km (1.2 miles) on either side of this line is another line which marks the boundaries of the DMZ. Within this 4 km area there should be no signs of aggression from either side. Along this line is one area where two side can sit down and talk with each other called the Joint Security Area. It was into this area that I went. Before we actually arrived there we first went to view a North Korean tunnel dug under the line and then to a train station that South Korea eventually hopes will connect North and South Korea.
  The train station.

 This was the third tunnel that South Korea discovered was being dug under the zone by North Korea. When it was found they discovered that the North Koreans had painted the sided of the tunnel black and then claimed it was a coal mining tunnel when there are no coal deposits in the area. I must admit that I admire North Koreas dedication to obvious lies.
  This is the line between North and South Korea, The blue buildings are on the line and the larger grey building is on the North Korea side. We were not allowed to take pictures of the building behind us since it was in South Korea. We were also told not to act in ways that the North Koreans could use as propaganda. 
  A Joint Security Officer. I also just want to point out that before I actually went into the building I had to watch a video and sign a paper saying that if I was killed then they were not held liable since I was going into a militarized zone.

  If you can see the cement path that goes from my shoulder to the blue building then that is the border between North and South Korea. I am actually standing on the North Korean side in the picture.
  This is a crazy snack that is a thin pancake like thing covered in Nutella with sliced bananas and corn flakes added to it all rolled together.

  Thought this was a interesting site.

  The street above is in a section of Seoul were many cosmetics were sold. People come to Korea to shop on this street. A interesting fact I learned is that South Korea is the country with the most plastic surgeries done per capita or, in other words, they are the vainest country in the world. Many of the procedures are for a double eyelid which makes their eyes look larger and less Asian. My friend did a lot of shopping on this street and bought many facial masks. She let me try one and this is what I looked like.
  This is a Korean dessert. It is made of shaved ice, strawberries and also has a type of cheese in it. Very good.
  If you know the song you get this picture.
  This is Korean BBQ and it is one of the best dishes I have tasted in my life. You grill the beef then wrap it in a leaf with a sweet sauce and eat it in one bit.

  Since you cook the meat at the table they have vents hanging from the ceiling to keep the fumes from taking over the room. I thought these vents gave the room a spacey feel.

  Korean countryside.

  Another Korean BBQ. I think this is the best meal I have ever had in my life.


  A Buddhist temple.




  A beach in Busan, South Korea.

After this we headed back to my city in China.

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Signs of China

  Living in a country where the main form of communication is different from your native tongue can be an interesting and frustrating experience, especially if you do not speak that language. While I have learned some Mandarin I am very far from conversational, so I make due with translations. Some translation occurs through spoken and some is through written. While it is more difficult to share the fun of spoken translations with you I can share the written.
  I have come across many interesting and grammatically incorrect transitions that I could not help but take pictures of and laugh at. While almost all Chinese students have to learn English at some point in their schooling, they are mostly taught by none native speakers and never speak English to each other except when forced. Unless it is required for jobs or someone has great personal interest in it, English is not used once schooling is finished. It is more that the government requires English be taught (since it is on the College Entrance Exam), if not for this many would not learn. This learning environment does not help promote fluency or correct translations.
  While I was traveling to great tourist attractions I was slightly amazed at some of the translation mistakes considering they were committed at international tourist attractions and knowledge of English is required to attend universities. So, I took pictures and laughed to myself. While it is fun to laugh at mistakes that, to you, seem to be painfully obvious, one must remember to always be encouraging to learners of other languages. They are trying to communicate to you in a second language, you are not making the effort, they are. 
  If you have never learned a second language you have no right to poke fun of those who are, discouraging them . . . unless of course it is in a professional setting and they should have people who do not make those types of mistakes. In all seriousness be kind and patient with language learners if possible and if you see or hear a silly mistake make sure they know you are not laughing at them but just at the awesomeness of what they are saying. Some of my Chinese friends have said some pretty awesome mistakes at which I have laughed and I have said some not so awesome mistakes in Mandarin at which they laughed. While different language interaction can be hair-pulling-out-frustrating it can also lead to some good laughs so I give you the translations. 
  I will write the English words above each picture as they are typed in the picture. Some of them I put in not for grammar mistakes but just for the awesomeness of the translation, like the first one.
The walnut ice grass
 Grass is resting
Leave them please
 Fitness Sauare
It is a green area with flowers and trees around and it is a best place for tourises to exercise themselves by using the fieness apparatus. The century-old Ginko will witness the happiness that the square brings to tourists.
 Scent Library
(it was the name of a perfume store, thought it was ingenious)
 Can you find the Sandwiche?
Here is steep prohibited to climb.
 Keep Your Steps off the Plants
 Imported Red Wine
Frence
 Warm Suggestion
No riding on the bridge, push only
Be careful!
 Flush Please
Please thrown into the dustbin waste
Please take away your belongings
 Please help us protect the grass or more people to enjoy
 LOOKOUT, KNOCK HEAD
Several translations on money pouches you could buy (excuse the word on the third one)
 Their own Money
Will known for the great kindness
Whole day I'm f**king busy only get few money
Elder sister not worng Im never it right
 No chasing
Do Not Pop out the Head or Other Part of the Body
 Spicy Jew's Ear
 No smoking
Keep clean
Beware of Slipperv floor
Keep your valuables in view
 Tiny grass is smiling to you and asking
you to make the round of your road
 Comeing
 Dead Inside
(You will find many Chinese people wearing shirts with English words on them. I am positive that they either do not know what they mean or think it is cool, more for the former than the later. I do not take pictures of all the shirts/clothing because I do not like taking pictures of people and also they move too quickly. I did see a kid the other day, maybe seven years old, with the word F**ck on his shirt and wondered if the parents knew what word they were dressing their child in. 
 BAKED SWEET
potato mud With Cheese
 The stairs
 Be out by Tourist Train
From Hear Forward
(can you guess the meaning of that one without context?)
 This one is not so much the words as how they are written. Mandarin you can read from top to bottom, right to left since the characters make it easier, as long as you write the characters correctly. Because you can do this in Mandarin they wrote the English sideways instead of how it should be written.
 This one you cannot not see but it is the blue green sign. (my favorite)
The oil temperature is too high to pay attention to safety.
While this has no words I have to add it. Since most toilets in China are squat toilets they have to put signs in some bathroom to show some individuals how to correctly use a western toilet. The western toilet is a rather unnatural way to go to the bathroom, squatting is naturally better for us, if you do not believe me just Google it.
  There are some of the laughs I have had while in China, hoped you enjoyed them as well.
  I also want to add that if there are any grammar mistakes in my own writing please laugh at the irony of it.